Here's the transcript of a recent conversation while having a snack:
Me: Did you have a fun weekend with Grandma and Grandpa? What did we do?
G: I went to the zoo. I went on the potty. I took a nap. I had a great nap.
Me: The zoo was my favorite part. What did you see at the zoo?
G: [Gasps.] Lions. Um, I didn’t see the sea lions this time.
Me: Not this time. Maybe next time. What do lions say?
G: Maybe roar. What do polar bears say?
Me: I don’t know. What do polar bears say?
G: Maybe growl.
Me: What does a deer say?
G: Maybe it’s a quiet animal. I’m not going to school today. Maybe tomorrow.
Me: Not tomorrow. On Wednesday. That’s in two days.
G: Two days. Remember when George [the Cat] ate the flowers? We say "George, don't eat the flowers." George is going to get sick. Remember when Daddy made a mess? It was everywhere. On the wall. On the floor. We say "Dad, don't make a mess."
Me: Dad is pretty messy.
G: Da da da da. [sings and bangs his plate on the table]
Me: What are you doing?
G: Playing the drums. I want an orange. I don't eat that part. It's the peel.









